Sunday, December 17, 2017

Soapbox Commentary: The Top 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2018

The cinematic year of 2017 is coming to close, and what a year it has been. However, after going over the movies coming out, it looks like 2018 is poised to be even bigger! With big spectacle films, thought-provoking indies, and films so bizarre, you'll have to purchase a ticket just to see what the fuck is going on, 2018 is going to be huge.

How huge? The list of twenty films (and one honorable mention) was whittled down from a much longer list, and I left off some films that, while I'm anticipating, just didn't quite fit the “most anticipated” title (Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindewald, for instance...holy shit, was it difficult to leave this off the list).

Brace yourself for the weirdness and the awesomeness, and read on!

HONORARY MENTION: TOMB RAIDER (March 16th)

When Square Enix rebooted the video game franchise, it was met with skepticism. That is, until it came out and amazed everybody.

Tomb Raider, the movie adaptation of the video game of the same name, looks to do so as well. Alicia Vikander takes over for Angelina Jolie as the new Academy Award-winning actress to play Lara Croft. This time around, however, the filmmakers opted to go against over-sexualizing the lead character and going for intense action and going with the source material. You know, the things the fans want.

So why only an honorary mention? Simply put, video game movies tend to suck. Hard. And, even though this movie looks awesome, I'm quite skeptical of its quality.

#20: THE DARKEST MINDS (September 14th)

Some filmmakers opt to do superhero movies, post-apocalyptic action films, or Holocaust dramas. Director Jennifer Yuh Nelson (Kung Fu Panda 2) opted to take themes from all three and make pretty interesting-sounding movie.

Based on the novel of the same name by Alexandra Bracken (who co-wrote the screenplay), The Darkest Minds sounds like the potential sleeper hit of the year. Nelson's live-action debut and a cast featuring Mandy Moore and Gwendoline Christie makes it that much more interesting.

#19: A QUIET PLACE (April 6th)

Horror movies made a huge splash in 2017, thanks to interesting, unique films like Get Out and It Comes at Night. A Quiet Place, what appears to be a horror film completely devoid of dialogue, appears to fit this bill. The fact that it comes from actor/writer/director John Krasinski, and features Emily Blunt and Wonderstruck's Millicent Simmonds, makes it all the more intriguing.

#18: MARY POPPINS RETURNS (December 25th)

Speaking of Emily blunt, she's playing the titular character in Mary Poppins Returns, which also features Lin-Manuel Miranda, Meryl Streep, Colin Firth, Angela Landsbury, and Dick Van Dyke, among others. The film sounds so good, it almost makes up for the fact that it comes over 50 years after the original.

#17: GAME NIGHT (February 23rd)

Comedies come and go, but comedy/action/mystery hybrids are rare to say the least. Game Night appears to be such a unicorn. Boasting a cast featuring Jason Bateman, Kyle Chandler, Rachel McAdams, Jesse Plemons, and Billy Magnuson, Game Night should easily become one of the comedy gems of 2018.

#16: A WRINKLE IN TIME (March 9th)

Disney is all over this list, and for good reason: they make good films. A Wrinkle in Time finally comes to life in this stunningly colorful adaptation which features Chris Pine, Oprah Winfrey, and Reese Witherspoon, and is directed by Ava DuVernay.

#15: RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET: WRECK-IT RALPH 2 (November 21st)

While I tend to balk at Disney's obsession with making a sequel for everything, a Wreck-It Ralph sequel is always welcome.

The lengthy title aside, Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph sounds amazing. The original cast comes back, and features many of voice cast of other classic Disney films, such as Idina Menzel, Mandy Moore, Kristen Bell, and Kelly Macdonald.

#14: ANT-MAN AND THE WASP (July 6th)

Just like last year's list, a small section is dedicated to superhero movies.

Ant-Man and the Wasp is the sequel to the surprisingly amazing Ant-Man. Paul Rudd returns as the titular Ant-Man, while Evageline Lilly comes back to take the role of The Wasp. With Michael Pena and Michael Douglas returning, and Michelle Pfeiffer joins the cast, Marvel's superhero heist film will certainly get an amazing sequel.

#13: SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (December 14th)

Even though Marvel Studios has nothing to do with the film, nor anything to do with 2017's Spider-man: Homecoming, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse still looks incredible. With a unique animation style, a plot focusing on Miles Morales instead of Peter Parker, and a cast featuring the likes of Mahershala Ali, Liev Shreiber, and Shameik Moore, Into the Spier-Verse should be an eye-popping feast for fans.

#12: BLACK PANTHER (February 16th)

The Marvel Cinematic Universe keeps amazing with every entry. But Black Panther takes things to a whole new level. Bringing in Creed director Ryan Coogler to helm, and newcomers Lupita Nyong'o, Michael B. Jordan, and Forrest Whitaker to join Chadwick Boseman, Andy Serkis, and Martin Freeman. The first primarily African American superhero film since last year's Sleight. This should prove to be indredible.

#11: THE INCREDIBLES 2 (June 15th)

It's a sequel to The Incredibles, featuring the original cast. Do I really need to continue? Didn't think so.

#10: ROBIN HOOD (September 21st)

As abysmal as Ridley Scott's film was in 2010, it doesn't change the fact Hollywood keeps trying. But this Robin Hood brings in Taron Egerton in the titular role, Jamie Foxx as Little John, Jaime Dornan as Will Scarlett, and Tim Minchin as Friar Tuck.

Yes, my expectations may be high for this, but I don't care. This looks fun.

#9: THE PREDATOR (August 3rd)

While I don't always condone reboots, The Predator is a unique exception. The cast includes Jacon Tremblay (yes, you are reading that right), Keegan-Michael Key, Olivia Munn, Jake Busey, and Thomas Jane, and is written and directed by Shane Black.

If a stellar reboot could save Planet of the Apes, it could work for this.

#8: BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY (December 25th)

Biopics are a dime a dozen. I know, I say this every year, but it's true. But Bohemian Rhapsody is the biopic of Queen frontman Freddie Mercury. With Rami Malek (Mr. Robot) as Mercury, and Bryan Singer out as director, Rhapsody could prove to be the biopic everyone wants.

#7: HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2018) (November 9th)

An animated version of Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Benedict Cumberbatch as The Grinch.

Yes, enough said.

#6: ANNIHILATION (February 23rd)

While not a lot of details are swirling around about this bizarre sci-fi film, Annihilation marks writer/director Alex Garland's follow up to Ex Machina, and stars Tessa Thompson, Natalie Portman, and Oscar Isaac. With a trailer that is both intriguing and beguiling, and the talent backing it, this should be quite the thrill ride.

#5: READY PLAYER ONE (March 30th)

Ready Player One was supposed to be released in 2017, and was delayed three months to ensure the film was excellent. Judging by the trailers, it was a good call.

Based on the book by Ernest Cline (who also co-wrote the film with Zak Penn), director Steven Spielberg returns to sci-fi in a big way. Video game references, 80's nostalgia, and featuring performances by Olivia Cooke, Simon Pegg, Mark Rylance, Ben Mendelsohn, and T.J Miller, what more could a movie fan want?

#4: DEADPOOL 2 (June 1st)

Sequels come and go. Comic book movies are common place. Comic book movie sequels more predictable than the weather. But Deadpool 2? This is the sequel fans have been waiting for since the moment this first film opened.

Ryan Reynolds, of course, comes back as the Merc with the Mouth, as does Morean Bacarin, TJ Miller, and Briana Hildebrand. The newcomers include Josh Brolin as Cable and Zazie Beetz as Domino, as well as John Wick director David Leitch. If this movie is even half as good as the original, this will be incredible.

#3: OCEAN'S 8 (June 8th)

2017's Logan Lucky gave us two things we didn't even know we were missing: Steven Soderbergh and comedic heist films. Thanks to Ocean's 8, we get both in 2018 as well.

Produced by Soderbergh and from writer/director Gary Ross, this female-led(!) companion piece to Ocean's Eleven features Sandra Bullock as Debbie Ocean, Danny Ocean's sister, as well as Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchett, Rihanna, Dakota Fanning, Olivia Munn, Mindy Kaling, and Helena Bonham Carter. The male cast includes Richard Armitage, James Corden, and a cameo from Matt Damon.

John Mulaney made a joke about how there could never be a female-led heist movie. It will be fun to see how wrong he is.

#2: AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (May 4th)

Justice League may have soured the idea of superhero team-ups, but Avengers: Infinity War is clearly making it up to the fans.

The first of the planned Avengers films in two years, Infinity War brings Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow, Hawkeye, The Hulk, Thor, Spider-Man, and the whole Guardians of the Galaxy all together in a giant epic team up ten years in the making.

With team-ups fans have been dreaming up for years, and the promise of shaking things up for years to come (including some deaths of prominent characters), Avengers: Infinity Wars is almost guaranteed to be Marvel's next billion-dollar film.

#1: THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS (August 17th)

Just like last year, the top spot goes to a murder mystery. Unlike last year, however, this murder mystery is about puppets. Yes, puppets.

Imagine if L.A.Confidential and Sesame Street had an ass-backwards love child, you would get The Happytime Murders, a murder mystery comedy that is told almost entirely with puppets. Boasting a cast featuring Melissa McCarthy, Elizabeth Banks, Maya Rudolph, and Joel McHale, with a script from Parks and Recreation's Todd Berger and directed by Brian Henson (yes, Jim Henson's son).


With dark humor, a stellar cast, a Who Framed Roger Rabbit-like plot, and puppet murder (seriously, folks...puppet murder), The Happytime Murders is such a screwed up movie it could be the movie we didn't know we both wanted and needed.