Saturday, February 3, 2018

Soapbox Commentary: The Top 10 Best Films of 2017

 While 2016 had some pretty decent movies, 2017 was easily the best cinematic year in well over a decade. This past year had so many total package films, it's hard to list them all. And yet, somehow, we're here.

Typically, the standard disclaimer goes like this: If you don't find your favorite film (or the typical critical darling) on here, it's probably because:

A. I didn't have time to see it (I saw more films this year than I did last year, but, still...your typical published movie critic still doesn't see every movie in the theater, so I can't be expected to either).

Or...

B. You and I may have vastly different tastes in movies, and you should check out my Top 10 Worst Movies list.

But, in years such as 2017, I have to add a third disclaimer:

C. Even though the film was probably amazing (like so many fucking movies were this year, as it would seem), I only have so many spots on the list to fill.


Because so many of films this year were amazing, I'm biting the bullet and doing some honorary mentions as well.


HONORARAY MENTION #5: COCO

While Inside Out is probably Pixar's finest film in its illustrious career, Coco easily a close second. Not only is it the most culturally diverse film, but it revels in Latino culture we have only seen one other movie (and let's face it: you probably didn't see The Book of Life). With solid songs, an amazing story, and an ending that had to have been co-written by a Kleenex shareholder, Coco was one of the greatest spectacles last year.

HONORARAY MENTION #4: A CURE FOR WELLNESS

2017 was quite the year for genre films, and A Cure For Wellness is easily one of the best we've seen in over a decade. With a stellar performance from Dane DeHaan (who is also in the criminally underrated Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets), wickedly creepy writing, and enough phobia-inducing effects to make the most stoic man cringe, A Cure For Wellness is a horror fan's delight.

HONORARAY MENTION #3: THE POST

When Steven Spielberg is on, the results are usually electrifying, and this film was no exception. Amazing performances from Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks, and a story that feels like a superhero movie for people who don't like superhero movies, it was easily the best movie about a newspaper since Spotlight.

HONORARAY MENTION #2: LOGAN

Holy shit. If all comic book movies were this profound and compelling, we would see more of them be nominated at the Oscars. Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart's swan song performances certainly make this one for the books, and director James Mangold proves he can do any genre of films he so chooses.

HONORARAY MENTION #1: DUNKIRK

Christopher Nolan knows how to make a great film. Period. So, was it ever a question that Dunkirk was going to be less than amazing? Stunning cinematography, wonderful performances, and some of the best sound editing of any film this year only prove this is one of the finest films of 2017.

Okay, so now I've doled out the consolation prizes, on to the list you actually wanted to see when you clicked the link:

#10: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2

So, comic book movies get no love during awards season. I know, I bitch about this all the time. But, after seeing Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, what the fuck does a comic movie need to do to get some awards love? While the typical Marvel accouterments are here, it's the script alone that earns this film a spot on this list.

#9: WIND RIVER

Diversity was the name of the game in 2017, and Wind River, a film steeped in Native American culture, somehow went grossly unnoticed. A shame, since this was a powerhouse of a film. With excellent performances by Jeremy Renner and Elizabeth Olson, and a thrilling detective story that concludes like no film typically dares to, this is one film you should be ashamed you missed.

#8: LADY BIRD

Coming-of-age stories get churned out almost as often as a teenager's voice cracks in the onset of puberty, and, because of this, most come across as the same shit over and over again. But then, there's Lady Bird. As unpredictable and emotionally accurate as most of these films...well, aren't, Lady Bird certainly breaks the mold and will hopefully set the bar higher for films of this ilk in the future.

#7: IT (2017)

Almost as clockwork as coming-of-age stories out of Hollywood are Stephen King adaptations. But It doesn't just knock it out of the park, but levels the fucking park entirely. This films is not just scary, but hilarious and heart-warming as well. There is no horror film that is the total package like this. And of course, Bill Skarsgaard makes a terrifying Pennywise.

#6: GET OUT

Horror films had a stellar year in 2017, but Get Out stands above the rest. Jordan Peele adds humor into the mix (he did, after all, get his start doing a show for Comedy Central), but don't let that fool you. This psychological horror is mesmerizing and gut-wrenching to equal degrees.

#5: COLOSSAL

When I think of a total package movie, Colossal almost comes to mind every time. Equal parts comedy, drama, and monster movie, Colossal defines unique in all the best ways. Anne Hathaway and Jason Sudeikis are at the top of their games, and the premise is one you are unlikely to see again.

#4: THE BIG SICK

When comedians opt to due a personal project, the results are often interesting. Much like Amy Schumer's Trainwreck in 2015, The Big Sick tells the story of Kumail Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon (who co-wrote the script together) of their bizarre courtship and bonding while Emily slips into a coma and Kumail is forced to awkwardly hang out with her parents. As touching and heart-wrenching as it is hilarious, The Big Sick is easily one of the best comedies of 2017.

#3: THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI

Writer/director Martin McDonough has always done solid work, and Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is yet another notch in his filmography. Trading Tarantinoesque violence for relevant plot points and stark drama, McDonough's film is possibly his finest work to date, and certainly his more memorable.

#2: BRIGSBY BEAR

The penultimate best film of 2017 is undoubtedly one you never heard of before reading this list. Unless you've heard me talking about it many times over the course of the latter months if the year, Brigsby Bear was more than likely not even a minor blip on your cinematic radar. And this is perhaps the saddest fact of all. Combining the surreal and heart-warming nature of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and the bizarre family drama of Room, Brigsby Bear will have you gripping your sides and wiping your tears almost simultaneously, and, honestly, would've made the top spot if it weren't for...

#1: THE SHAPE OF WATER


Not since Pan's Labyrinth has Guillermo Del Toro been on his game with such beauty and grace. Nearly half the film is silent, half the film is Doug Jones in a fish costume. The Shape of Water is a complete package, filled with action, drama, comedy, romance, and a musical number that comes completely out of fucking nowhere, but makes the film complete in such an inexplicable way, it's hard to pinpoint. If you haven't seen this film, you have no idea what you're missing.

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